Top 20 Funny Quotes About Dogs

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  1. “My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog,” – Greg Curtis

  2. “There ain’t a man livin’ who hasn’t talked to his dog.” – Hank Williams

  3. “Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.” – Moby

  4. “Every dog is a lion at home.” – Henry George Bohn

  5. “I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.” – Steven Wright

  6. “We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a dog. Well, it’s cheaper, and you get more feet.” – Rita Rudner

  7. “Asthma doesn’t seem to bother me any more unless I’m around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.” – Steve Allen

  8. “What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.” – Rodney Dangerfield

  9. “My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” – Elayne Boosler

  10. “I was a dog in a past life. Really. I’ll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double-take. Like, Hey, I know him.” – William Macy

  11. “This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!” – Henny Youngman

  12. “I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that’s about as much cooking as I do.” – Betty White

  13. “Back in high school, I wrote a novel about a character named Bart Simpson. I thought it was a very unusual name for a kid at the time. I had this idea of an angry father yelling ‘Bart,’ and Bart sounds kind of like bark – like a barking dog.” – Matt Groening

  14. “I’m a dog person, I’ve had dogs all my life. But you see, it’s not really a dog. It’s more like a little robot. It’s an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn’t know any of us even though we’ve done five seasons of Frasier.” – John Mahoney

  15. “You can trust your dog to guard your house. But never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.”

  16. “The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.”

  17. “Cat’s motto: No matter what you’ve done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.”

  18. “Customer: “Has this dog a good pedigree?” Shop Owner: “Has he? Say, if that dog could talk, he wouldn’t speak to either of us.”

  19. “Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won’t use it.”

  20. “If you want the best seat in the house, move the dog.”

The Park and Facilities Catalog is a national supplier of dog park equipment. Talk to your local parks department about adding dog playground equipment such as hoops, ramps, tunnels and hurdles to give your dog the workout they want and because of this famous quote: “A tired dog is a happy dog.”

About Robert Caston

Robert Caston
Robert Caston oversees Content Marketing for The Park Catalog. Robert earned a degree in journalism and worked as a reporter for several newspapers. He is a connoisseur of fresh air and loves photographing nature whether he’s hanging out in a national park or a park down the street. With a passion for the outdoors, he is a strong advocate of green spaces and getting people out of the house. His favorite parks are the spectacular Grand Teton National Park in northwest Wyoming and the incredible Twin Rivers Park in Stuart, Fla.

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